Cyberly's finest chocolate factory. Every bar approved by Detective Smudge. Some bars approved multiple times. This is called quality control and Smudge stands by it absolutely.
Cyberly's finest chocolate factory, established by the legendary Detective Smudge — the only lion in Cyberly who can simultaneously solve a case, eat a chocolate-covered strawberry, and look completely distinguished while doing both.
* Est. the year Smudge first discovered chocolate-covered strawberries. He has not recovered. He is very happy about this.Chocolate-covered strawberries are not just a product at Smudge & Co. They are a philosophy. A way of life. Smudge has eaten more than any other lion in recorded Cyberly history.
Smudge & Co. believes that great chocolate — like great detective work — should be available to everyone.
Every bar, bonbon, and batch made right here in Cyberly. Smudge personally approves every recipe. This process takes some time. It is a delicious process.
Twelve chocolate-covered strawberries in a heart-shaped box, each individually wrapped and named.
£18.00 · Available: FebruaryEight bars, none labelled. Some are perfectly normal. At least one is not.
£16.00 · Available: OctoberThe full Cyberly character range in a festive gift box, plus one bar simply labelled “CNDQ”.
£28.00 · Available: DecemberSix bars inspired by real investigation techniques, a chocolate-covered strawberry, and a note from Smudge.
£14.00 · Available year-roundSmudge & Co. maintains a fully above-board commercial relationship with a valued institutional client.
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Design your own Smudge & Co. creation. Choose your chocolate, filling, extras, and name it.
Answer five completely scientific questions and discover which Smudge & Co. bar matches your Cyberly personality.
Smudge & Co. offers guided tours of the factory floor, led by Smudge himself on Saturdays and by the Head Chocolatier on weekdays.
One hour. See the full production line, the tempering room, the strawberry enrobing station, and the packing floor.
Adults: £12 · Children: £8Two hours with Smudge himself, including access to the development kitchen and a strawberry tasting session.
£25pp · Saturdays onlyDedicated session with Smudge, a chocolate talk, and a workshop where visitors make their own bar.
The factory is available for private events after hours. Some bookings are logged more carefully than others.
Cyberly's most beloved lion, outreach champion, and enthusiastic chocolate tester.
"They're perfect. They're two brilliant things that make each other better."
Joy matters. Treats matter. Small moments of genuine pleasure matter.
Located at 14 Cocoa Lane, Cyberly — a converted Victorian engine works transformed into a fully operational chocolate factory.